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Barry Boo Boo!

I was probably about 12 years old and was playing on our front porch. All of sudden, my Asshole (Dad) pulled up in his car. He sat in the car for a while and I wondered what was taking him … Continue reading

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The Asshole Takes Us For A Bike Ride

So one day, The Asshole (My Dad) decides to take all three of his children out for a bike ride. Not a typical bike ride but more like a 2 mile trek with 3 kids under the age of 8 … Continue reading

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Classy wine order…

I was probably 20 and out to dinner with my husband who was 10 years older. We were at  a restaurant and I thought I’d be “classy” and order a glass of wine for the first time ever. No one in my … Continue reading

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The Asshole (my dad) and His Ukulele

I was visiting my parents yesterday with my IPod and told my father to perform a little diddy. I told him I would put it on the computer and make him a STAR! You should have seen his eyes light … Continue reading

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So You Think Your Dad’s an Asshole… Part 2

So you think your Dad’s an asshole, huh? Take a gander at this fella (you can find part 1 in my past posts) and see what makes him Father of the Universe!! A. Doesn’t your father drive a motor scooter … Continue reading

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Smiling Peruvian and The Tall Gringa, A Love Story

I joke about my husband quite a bit. I call him Handy Manny but his name is Edward . I like to tell people that he doesn’t speak English and since I don’t speak Spanish, it’s a match made in … Continue reading

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Forty days til forty!

That’s right, in forty days I’ll be forty! Always thought i’d be ok with aging but not so much. This seems to be a transitional time in my life and I’m not sure if it’s the aging thats really been … Continue reading

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